(Very upscale, suburban marketing-type older woman, upon seeing me in the kitchen)
"Now this is cute. Are you a chimney sweep?"
... because *all* chimney sweeps wear granny boots, ankle-length b&w striped skirts, black frock coats, and top hats. It's written into the union by-laws.
(shakes head)
At least it wasn't another "Oh! Are you in a play?!"
"Now this is cute. Are you a chimney sweep?"
... because *all* chimney sweeps wear granny boots, ankle-length b&w striped skirts, black frock coats, and top hats. It's written into the union by-laws.
(shakes head)
At least it wasn't another "Oh! Are you in a play?!"