Writer's Block: Going for the throat

[cupcake_goth]

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::reads question::

::re-reads question, giggles rather a lot::

Do I even need to write an answer out to this? A vampire, of course. And while my favorite quote from Those Who Hunt The Night (""...one of those women who sees immortality in terms of an unlimited wardrobe.") is slightly applicable, that's not the only reason. Nor is unlimited reading time, tho' that would be a nice perk, too.

Blah blah blah undead, possibly soulless, feeds off people, blah blah blah. Whatever. If I was a vampire, do you think I'd care? No, I'd be too busy having fun with my new-found existence, and deciding who I was going to turn.

Vampire hunters, bah. Borrr-rrring.

Comments

[cherry-faery.livejournal.com]

This is seriously my favorite reply to anything ever. This response made my day!

[supervillainess.livejournal.com]

Heh, I just couldn't help it. Who was it Rice mentioned, had to cut their hair every night? Gabrielle maybe? Once I took that to logical conclusions... I couldn't un-see it!

[prettyshrub.livejournal.com]

When you mentioned leg hair regrowing, it reminded me of a Tru Blood episode with a young woman who was turned while she was a virgin. Yes it grew back. Every time.