Well *that's* frustrating

[cupcake_goth]

In my purse I have:

• GCS postcards


• My wallet, iPhone, a small notebook, and a pen


• A handkerchief


• A good luck charm


• A mini sewing kit


• A nail file


• A powder compact and blotting papers


• a pill case


• A business card case


• Keys


• A spare tube of YSL Touch Eclat


• 4 different lipliners


• 3 different lipsticks


• A pack of gum


• Eyeliner


• A mini tube of sunblock


• 3 different USB drives


• ... and vampire fangs

But no comb. And of course, my bangs are misbehaving. Vexing, very vexing, I tell you.

Comments

[bork.livejournal.com]

Take the nail file, one of the postcards, and file yourself a comb?

...I'm being an engineer again, aren't I?

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Yes you are. Bless you.

[wererat.livejournal.com]

Awww... Mary Kay (I know!) has this neat stuff you put on after your moisterizer and under your powder that controls oil so you can trade the blotters out for a comb, its called Oil Mattifier and its AMAZING. Works for like 15 hours!!!

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

you have fingers, with nails. You can do a make shift comb that way. Not as good, but not horrid either.

[cupcake-goth.livejournal.com]

Yes, dearheart. I've already tried that. :)

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

maybe a fork?

[matt1993]

Ha ha! That's probably the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in Jilli's comment pages!

EDIT: Now I'm stuck between your comment and nekusagi's comment. Both are hilarious though!

[erischild.livejournal.com]

You can probably ditch the sunscreen from November to the beginning of March for casual wear.
no, wait, I think my science might be wrong. The rays that give us vitamin D get caught up in the steep angle of the atmosphere for 4 months out of the year (so take your supplements!) but the burninating rays still get through.

I vote for postcard comb, though you might have more luck snipping bits out with the shears in the sewing kit....

[nekusagi.livejournal.com]

Use the fangs.

[matt1993]

Ha ha! That's hilarious!

Note to self: read whole comment pages before saying that a comment is the most hilarious I've seen, in case another comment is just about as hilarious.

[akumaxkami.livejournal.com]

Isn't that how it always goes. You have everything except what you really need. I always forget chapstick.

[snoissesbo.livejournal.com]

I was going to say use the fangs but I see someone has already suggested it.

Glad to know I'm not the only one who has a Purse of Holding. Heck, I even carry a laptop in mine!

[strawberry-goth.livejournal.com]

Maybe you could try using your keys.
Keys kinda look like mini combs. ^_^

Oh and the sorting top hats think maybe Ravenclaw.

[phoenixfire12.livejournal.com]

Bad bangs! You need a small bottle of hair gel for misbehaving bangs!

[melworks.livejournal.com]

I am terribly amused that you have vampire fangs in your purse. :)

[mumminator2008.livejournal.com]

You should know that in a pinch, fangs can be used as a comb.