Sparkly Road Trip of the Damned

[cupcake_goth]

Part the seventh:

A sign outside a grocery store about 10 miles from Forks.

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Comments

[stroppy-baggage.livejournal.com]

You're still not there?!?

Okay, I suspect you'll be getting dinner before you get home. Can you confirm?

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

*beats head*

[ex-fashioni.livejournal.com]

Oh god, it burns.

[susanw.livejournal.com]

Me: shows this picture and the restaurant one to husband and makes snarking noises

Husband: Can you blame them? I mean, what else does Forks have?

Me: Gateway to the Hoh Rain Forest? ...OK, you have a point.

Husband: Face it, Bella is a giant cash cow, and they're milking her for all she's worth. ::makes milking gestures:: Moooooo....

Me: Hard to blame them, I agree.

Husband: A giant cash cow that sparkles in the sunlight. And you know why it sparkles? Because it's made of PURE GOLD.