Shallow coveting whine

Goddammit. I have found a very cute knock-off of my much-coveted pink furry purse ... and, I don't have wiggle room in the spending money budget. As in, I am already in the red for next week's spending money as it is.

Dear Dread Spirits of Ebay,

I have been a faithful acolyte of yours for years and years. Please do not let anyone else snap up the pink furry purse before I have sold clothing and have the spare $50 to click the shiny Buy It Now button. Pretty please?

With much love and coveting,

Princess MoonBeam

(Yeah yeah, I know. Shallow, petty, entirely First-World problem. Still very vexing.)